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Naijaphobia

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Over a decade ago an English judge opined that ‘the more educated the Nigerian, the more dangerous he is’. From Lord Mansfield to Lord Denning, English judges have been known for their decorum, equity and fairness. The infamous obiter by this particular judge amounted to no less than the wholesale calumniation of an entire country and its people.

Naijaphobia, I am afraid, is becoming a world-wide trend. On the international conference circuit, one often has to muster a rather thick skin to endure the admixture of wariness and barely-concealed sneers that sometimes greet one each time one is introduced as a Nigerian.

The problem is surprisingly worse among fellow Africans than it is with Asians and Europeans.

I find Arabs actually friendlier to Nigerians than the others. This is not only on account of our oil wealth; it is due to the manner in which we carry ourselves -- with a bravado and panache which resonates with desert dwellers.

There is also the fact that some of our best footballers made their marks in the Arab world, where the likes of Tijani Babangida, Emmanuel Amuneke, Rashidi Yekini and Julius Aghawowa remain heroes to this day.

I was a pan-Africanist in my younger days, although I have been cured of the disease. When I later went to Europe for post-graduate work and encountered several African students, my pan-Africanist faith began to waver. It got worse when I became an international banker and travelled through much of the continent.

As it happens, I was a rapporteur at the First International Conference of Intellectuals of Africa and the Diaspora which took place in Dakar, Senegal, during October 2004. Among the participants were renowned figures such as Samir Amin, Amadou Mahtar M’Bow, Théophile Obenga and Joseph Ki-Zerbo. The discussion soon turned on how ‘dangerous’ Nigerians are. In that large amphitheatre of le Meridien President Hotel -- amid the throng of a thousand intellectuals, I have never felt a loneliness that drove me to tears.

It has been said that General Colin Powell, former US Joint Chief of Staff and former Secretary of State, once described our country as a land of crooks. Oprah Winfrey allegedly followed suit with basically the same invectives. For the umpteenth time, foreign intelligence services have planted stories in the global media prophesying, with absolute certainty, our future doom. Then there was the recent Sony PlayStation advert which portrayed us as a country of gangsters, with the phrase, “You can’t believe everything you read on the internet, otherwise I’d be a Nigerian millionaire by now”. More shocking is the recent South African film, District Nine, which portrays us as criminals, cannibals and prostitutes, with our former president Olusegun Obasanjo being portrayed as the leader of a gang of criminal bandits.

When I was at the Central Bank of Nigeria, 419 letters began to appear on the Internet purportedly from me requesting for cooperation to launder humongous amounts of money abroad. Some of these Internet letters were traced to places as far away as Austria and Lebanon. You would not be wrong to suspect conspiracy against our country on a global scale.

I am the first to concede that there are some ‘ugly Nigerians’ out there who are into all sorts of financial shenanigans. We must not gloss over some of our national failings out of a misguided patriotism. Our films, widely watched throughout the continent, regularly depict ritual killings, criminality and mindless violence. Our country itself seems trapped in a fearful vortex of existential evil - assassinations, kidnappings and ethno-religious killings; a scenario akin to what the philosopher Arthur Koestler described as Darkness at Noon.

The problem with Naijaphobia is that it picks on the follies of a misguided few and magnifies it as the reality of the whole. They totally do not want to know that we are still the land of Achebe, Soyinka, Christopher Okigbo, Phillip Emeagwali, Gani Fawehinmi and Olikoye Ransome-Kuti.

Whether our enemies accept it or not, we are still the best - still the most generous and most gifted people in Africa. Merely insisting on an apology as the Honourable Minister of Information Professor Dora Akunyili has done is only a partial solution.

We must, in future, inflict effective punitive economic sanctions. We must also re-work our foreign policy and ensure a ‘Nigeria First’ policy based on the litmus test of national interest and the welfare and survival of our country. Naijaphobia will only end when we set our face resolutely on the path of national rebirth, honour, democracy and progress. That is the ultimate challenge for statesmanship in our age.

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Posted by Lulu on Nov 16 2009

WELL SAID!

Posted by TATA on Nov 16 2009

"...with our former president Olusegun Obasanjo being portrayed as the leader of a gang of criminal bandits." a lot of people would agree with this portrayal...

Posted by John on Nov 16 2009

This is a good write up. I live in the West and have endured some of the labeling, innuendos and name callings you mentioned. While some of it may be true and based on their experiences, a lot of it is plain phobia as you described, or outright hatred and jealousy. The best we can all do is to be good ambassadors of our dear country. I have often heard the saying “There is no place like home”. That saying takes on a stronger meaning when you live in another man’s country. You can live there for 20 - 30 years; you will always remain a stranger among them. They will remind you in subtle ways that you’re really not one of them. While Nigeria continues to face huge challenges (economic, social and political), it remains the one place in the world, where, if you are born to her, you will remain a number one citizen. I can't over emphasize the need for the young people, especially the ones, who may not see opportunities in her and feel desperate and the need to leave her shores and never look back. Eventually you will come back to that broken country you left behind. That country is your anchor, your identity. Whatever you decide, just be your brother’s keeper and do your little part to help your country along the way. It will be the one constant in your live. Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!

Posted by Muyiwa Laleye on Nov 16 2009

A very brilliant article. I have also been close to tears on several occasions when Black Africans vilify Nigerians. I travel a lot through Africa and the world in general, and each time, I have found Africans the most hostile and most virulent to Nigerians officially and informally . I am still undergoing cure from my pan-Africanist ideas, but soon I shall be free of it. I have meanwhile reversed the order of my identity: now, I am a Yoruba, a proud Nigerian, a citizen of the world and lastly an African.

Posted by Amiphat on Nov 16 2009

Why is it that when the West does movies on rituals, satanists, conmen, bank robbers and vampires its called art and when we do the same we are villified as savages and '419ers'. Just who is crazy here? I am a proud green passport carrying HONEST Nigerian and would not have it any other way. Any country without its own share of miscreants should please stand up!

Posted by paquito bites on Nov 16 2009

sir,i would like to know what you had in your coffee because i'll want some of it. when you use value-laden subjective words like best,great,my question is best at what?. nigeria is 140-150m people,the 6th or 7th oil-producer in the world.what do we mean by "best".in absolute or relative terms. i'm sure that we will all agree that if we spent our fortunes judiciously our infrastructure would have been farther than we are presently.as a child in the 60s and 70s we enjoyed relative prosperity.there was a feeling that a resurgence would have set us on the road to modernisation but it came to nought.especially coming out of a dreadful civil war. having travelled across africa in similar fashion i would say that the country with the best infrastructure in the sub-saharan region ,outside south africa,is kenya. it will be interesting to see what prevails once ghana starts selling their oil. let us not mistake size with might.if we have to revive all our institutions to 1970s standard,there will be very little to go round to the thiefing fraternity.the same lot that one sees in oxford st bond st or blvd haussmann . yes some africans do take issue when in our midst,they cannot take the arrogance,swagger,self-assurance,brash,loud,colourful,petulant,cheerful,friendly and duplistic nature.in 150m you expect to get all manner of characters. to be the best,greatest,most successful is a matter of what you have in your coffee.

Posted by HAHAM on Nov 16 2009

When you travel abroad, even though you are a Nigerian yourself, are you not wary of Nigerians? The few you mention are not so few. I'm sorry, but I tend to shy away from my people when I travel abroad, and of course we are all paranoid at home. We have so many decent people, but too many crooks. The worst part of it is that a decent person can turn to a crook under pressure. We have seen it happen over and over again. We are fond of denying our problem, but it is there. From armed robbery to kidnapping, 419 to the gateman you have to bribe to enter an office. I vilified the police until one of them told me one day "are we not from among you?" If you live abroad and ask a relative to oversee the building of your house at home, you know where that leads. We are a crooked and perverse generation. We were not always so. The criminal government of the First Republic started us down the slippery slope of corruption, and successive military governments institutionalized it. Now our educational institutions have become bastardized and produce hordes of illiterates and gangsters.

Posted by TATA on Nov 16 2009

@john..."it remains the one place in the world, where, if you are born to her, you will remain a number one citizen."...i do not know about this? ask prof nok of abu why they will not make him a vice chancellor...find out why the vice chancellorship at uniben has developed k-leg...these are only two instances in the academic field..compare to the rest, ask grace ushang why she was executed in maiduguri...don't worry she is already dead..

Posted by Mickey on Nov 16 2009

I'm seriously doubting why I am so patriotic. Nigeria is full of crooks!!!!!! Our U-17 team is made up mostly of men in their twenties and thirties. There is no ELECTRICITY!!!!!! and hardly any running water. Why wouldn't other national distrust us? When last did we produce a leader worthy of positive note? Those "bad men" didn't come from outer space. They came from our midst. As for District 9, it's a movie for goodness sake! We watch evil Russian baddies, we don't hear them complaining (it's not like our girls are not "doing ashewo" all over the place anyway). When will we stop white-washing in the name of patriotism?

Posted by George on Nov 16 2009

Sir, I am always engrossed with your very intellectual and down to earth articles right from my days at Champion Newspapers Limited.You remains one of the leading intellectuals one would always aspire to interact with on issues of national importance and come out with solutions.You have said all we need to come out of the dangerous scenario all Nigerians,whether you are involved or not,the stigma always reflect on you as a Nigeria.We need to a lot of work and show much of nationalistic concerns too.

Posted by nestofkin79 on Nov 16 2009

Let us call a spade a spade.My beloved country is one run by bandits masqurading as politicians,pastors and babalawos.I live in Nigeria and I confirm the veracity of the declaration made by Collin Powell and Oprah.I am yet to meet a Nigerian who will not lot the nations treasury if the opportunity presents itself.The fact is we tend to deny the obvious,or pretend to assume that ours is a normal country.It is not,and God knows that.

Posted by paquito bites on Nov 16 2009

@ haham.about right

Posted by Osu Akande on Nov 16 2009

@Tata there are ills in our society, but there is no way you will look at it, this is still the only country we can call our own. We are the one that is inflicting the biggest damage on our image, if the content of the widely aclaimed Nollywood is not in consonant with what we want to be perceived as then lets help them out financially and through re-orientation. America rely on its media and Hollywood to contantly remind us that they are the most powerful nation on earth, in fact they indoctrinate us with their films @Haham i live abroad and travel everytime i have never ceased to befriend Nigerians, like every nation we have the bad, the ugly and the good and wherever i go, i always seek out the good and parley. You should look at that policeman word carefully it carries a lot of weight

Posted by ifeanyi on Nov 16 2009

i am moved to tears when i think of the way we are treated abroad and by foreign governments and peoples, i think the way out is to inflict far reaching punitive economic sanctions whenever try to spread calumnies about us .that way they will get to learn their lessons

Posted by paquito bites on Nov 16 2009

@ ifeanyi.i can assure you if the nigerian missions the whole over treated our citizens with the respect and dignity they deserve i tell you we will ALL be proud of our country.i put it to you that some of the foreign countries treat us with disdain on account of how we treat ourselves.as for punitive measures.not if you need them for all your infrastructure and for siphoning out inflated contracts funds out of the country.punitive,please do not make me laugh!!!.

Posted by kamal on Nov 18 2009

Charity begins at home everybody!



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